i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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