Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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