Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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