Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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