You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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