he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I intend to get homeless drunk
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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