Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
