i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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