You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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