i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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