at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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