operation harelip BJ is a go
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
3 2 1 whiskey
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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