bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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