How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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