what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I FOUND THE LEGS
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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