Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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