eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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