careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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