drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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