Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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