evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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