Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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