Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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