Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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