found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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