? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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