Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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