yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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