it was like his penis was on wheels.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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