You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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