he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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