road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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