hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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