That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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