Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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