i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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