blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
