What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So apparently I’m into choking now
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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