i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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