What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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