I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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