He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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