I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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