So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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