Its about making memories worth repressing
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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