im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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