You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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