Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My feet surprised me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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