They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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