So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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