wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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